To add to the list:
5. He makes grilled cheese over his camp stove…on the granite counter top.
6. He launders his muddy mountain biking clothes with your delicates.
7. He pays more attention to his dogs than you.
8. He probably doesn’t even care about this list.
It is very possible that if I had the time and landscape, I might become the Un-Datable Outdoorswoman.